June 2013
*gets up out of the bomb shelter* is gangnam style gone yet
EVERYONE BACK IN THE BOMB SHELTER
all of my followers are dalmations
cruella deville strikes again
- tumblr text post: no one will ever love me im ugly and gross
- me: same
- tumblr text post: im perfect why am i not the ruler of the world
- me: same
Napoleon’s walk was described as “something between a waddle and a swagger”
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK
May 2013
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud




